Hey,
Marketing experts told us we needed a “Brand Narrative.”
We told them we’d get right on that as soon as the Navigator Agent finished mapping 5,000 job descriptions to O*NET codes.
Apparently, that wasn’t the right answer.
We prioritized building an app that actually knows who you are over building a landing page that tells you we’re “redefining the future of work.”
Most “workplace disruptors” spend their budget on hero images of people drinking high-end matcha while staring at spreadsheets.
We spent our budget on AWS Bedrock and a very overworked GPU.
This page is basically a digital “Back in 5 Minutes” sign, except we aren’t at lunch.
We’re slaving at the terminal.
Eventually, this space will feature three bullet points of value propositions and a polished testimonial from a satisfied user. For now, the only satisfied user is my cousin, and their currently demanding a “Director of Growth” title in exchange for his help. Families.
Family, am I right?
So you still want to talk?
A contact form is technically on the roadmap.
For now, just… know that while you’re reading this, the agents are getting smarter.